Thursday, December 3, 2009

Open Letter to Santa


I am joining in for Mama Kat's Writer's Prompts today. I decided to choose the prompt--->Open Letter to Santa.

**Clearing voice**

Dear Santa,
First of all, the kids have mostly been good this year. You can go ahead and send then the stuff they need. Just make sure whatever you send doesn't bring more quarreling in the house. (They just LOVE underwear and socks...)

This year, I would like a full year of maid's service. There are so many other things I would like to be doing besides slaving away at the dishes, or mopping my floor. So maid service would make me a happy camper. ( I need more time on the computer so I can connect with all my Tweeps and Blogger buddies.) :D

My husband would probably like another video game to play or figure out how to re- write it. But if you can get him to help me around the house more I sure would appreciate that.

The cats also have been good this year. They are the sweetest cats anybody could ever ask for. Do you think you could get them a litter box that empties itself because I am getting tired of scooping their poo every week?

The two year old in the house LOVES Mickey Mouse. Maybe give her some Minnie Mouse underwear **Hint, Hint** and maybe she'll get a clue and potty-train herself. (Hey, it's worth a try right?)

Could you also do me one more favor? I have a blog Santa. There are a lot of people who read my blog. Could ya just make sure they have a good Christmas this year too? Maybe you could leave a little comment love on their blogs. They LOVE that. :)

Psst. One more thing Santa. Do you thing maybe you could get Ellen Degeneres to call me at home during one of her LIVE shows? I just love her and I would freak out if she called. In a good freak-out way. So Pullleeeese, will ya call her and let her know I exist? I'll even accept a tweet, anything from Ellen. :)

Also, Do you think ya might be able to pull some strings over at the SITS website and maybe have them feature me on my birthday? It's in March in case you forgot.

I think I am done now. I hope you and Mrs. Claus have a wonderful Christmas.

P.S. Do you think you could make sure the reindeer don't leave a crap in my living room. Last year, I think Rudolph left a present under the tree for me to clean up.

Sincerely, Your most favorite girl and Blogger,
Cluttered Brain :)

How's that for a letter to Santa?:)

27 comments:

Vodka Logic said...

It never hurts to ask, and could tell him I would like maid service as well. I am sure my daughter and husband would appreciate it...

Unknown said...

Ohhh I just love Ellen as well she rocks... too funny bout the reindeer poop lol.. gotta watch those little boogers they are tricky

Lee said...

I am laughing about the Ellen show and how sweet you are to ask for all of us!!

Amber Page Writes said...

I think I need to ask santa for maid service too. Or better yet, self cleaning dishes. And a vacuum that propels itself.

I hope you get your birthday wish!

Bibi @ Bibi's Culinary Journey said...

Maid service, yes I need one over here to, pretty please.

My hubs and HB were born in March apparently it is a good month so you just might get your wish.

Teri said...

Hilarious! I think we would all love some maid service. When he or she is done at your house, send them to mine! :)

Ruth said...

I hope Ellen will Tweet you! You are awesome.

Becky said...

What a great letter to Santa. It's magical to watch your children of any age write their Santa letters, but it's entertaining when adults do it. I just asked for self cleaning dishes and laundry b/c I think my house is too cluttered for a maid to see it.

Miss Breeze said...

Good I was needing a place to go and get an idea for today. Think I'll go and do the same thing on my blog. But I'm NOT a big Ellen fan, though. (Guess you can't win them all)

Kristina P. said...

Hoping Santa brings you everything on your list!

Kisha said...

I would just die if Ellen called me! Great Santa request!

Sandra said...

Awww... what a great letter!!!

I want Maid service too.. SAnta... what do I have to do to make that happen?

Thanks for following me for being Italian.. LOL that made my day!!!

Dumb Mom said...

Tip to get SITS to feature you: harassment. Not the creepy I'll-kill-you-or-break-into-your-house-and-wear-your-panty-hose type, just the friendly send-them-a-I-sound-like-I'm-joking-but-I'm-for-reals reminder email like a couple times per week. Worked for me:)

But, don't tell them I put you up to it. They might remember that they sorta hate me!

Holly @ Domestic Dork said...

If you don't leave carrots for the reindeer along with the cookies for Santa then the reindeer leave YOU something instead. ;)

Claudya Martinez said...

Wouldn't it be perfect to get featured on your birthday?! It happened for Yaya!

Claudya Martinez said...

I'll be back to read more, but My little girl is screaming. See you very soon.

The Grasshoppa:Triplets Plus Two Momma said...

LOVE LOVE LOVE it.

Santa will not be able to resist.

You should have asked for a day at the Spa too!

Liz Mays said...

You brought blogs into your letter. That's the cutest thing! :)

Oh man, the potty training falls during the holidays, huh? Yikes!

Unknown said...

I'm a Jew, so maybe if Santa gets Ellen to call you, I can come over or you can call me three-way?!!?!

LOL!

Great letter!

Anonymous said...

Great letter! I hope Santa gets you that maid. I want a maid.

Kelly said...

Super cute. I think I am going to have to copy this idea for my blog also.

Unknown said...

I'll donate my chance at Ellen to increase your odds - not as good as Santa, but the best I can do.

Debbie said...

I hear ya on the potty training thing. Maybe the maid could do that too?

Erin said...

LOVE it! Let me know if that potty training themselves thing really works because I will be ALL OVER THAT for my 2 1/2 year old!

Anonymous said...

Stopping over from SITS!

Cute letter, I would love a maid service as well and would actually give up all my presents if my 2 year old would potty train himself!

MamaOtwins+1 said...

If you don't ask - you won't receive! (I think Rudolph left the same present under my tree)

Stopping by from SITS

I'm a full-time mummy said...

LOL, awesome letter to Santa! Love it, love it!

Stopping by from SITS to say hi! :D

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