Are you looking to SPICE up your LOVE life?

Image obtained thru Google Images. For you. Hot and spicy love....;)

How did I do on the title? Yeah, I don't want to make it too pornographic or anything because let's face it, this is a family/mommy blog. I've never blogged about sex before. Or massage oils. Or candles. Or yummy lotions that get you in the mooooood for love.

Eden Fantasys sells all sorts of adult products. Let's face it, if you are UNDER the age of 18 and you are reading my blog right now, you are going to have a lot of questions right now about a certain 3 little word--sex. You probably should close the window. M'kay?

Ok, where was I? Little ones out of the room? Ok. Good.

I'm blogging about sex products. Yup. I said it. Still with me?

Eden Fantasys has all sorts of items for to spice up your love life. Massage oils, candles, aromotherapy stuff, toys.....lingerie EVERYTHING and anything to get you and your honey in the mood for love. You know, if are looking for a change. Or something.

*AHEM* There I said it. How many of you are still here?


All of you? Still? Really? I've never blogged about  *gulp* sex stuff before, but let's face it, we are all mothers or fathers. Or at least most of are right? We all have sex, right? Or one day you will be having sex I'm sure of it. And if the minor children are still reading my blog...Tsk. Tsk. I WARNED ya first didn't I? Let me tell you something. I'm a bit nervous about writing this post for Eden Fantasies. But I'm promised a gift card in the end if I blog about their products and stuff. So I decided there is a first time for everything right?

Right? Don't judge me. It's my life all right?

I'm gonna be honest with you all. I didn't even know what some of these products are that EdenFantasies sells. I did know what some of the items are for though.
I'll show you pictures of what I want for Valentine's Day this year.
#1

It's a weekender kit. It's filled with oils, lotions, and all kinds of goodies for an incredible weekend away from the kiddos. Nice huh? (Who's gonna get me a free night at a hotel somewhere?) My hubby and I really need to get OUT of the house. ;) HINT: We like tropical destinations. Thanks!

 #2.  LOOK! They even have lipsticks. Some of the names of the lipsticks are very  uh...creative...AND hey, let's face it, who doesn't want to have more kissable lips?

I know I do.

#3  And hey, look! They even have games you can play with him. Or her as the case may be.

And yes, EdenFantasys has a wide array of possibilities. Some of the products you may never have a need for.  But at least take a look--if you want. If you are curious... You might find something wonderful.  You don't have to leave me a comment and tell me WHAT you are going to buy or if you are gonna buy anything for that matter.

This post is for me, like I said, If I blog about EdenFantasys I get a 50 dollar gift card.

My husband said I should be careful. Because let's face it, I have a certain audience as a blogger and I don't want to offend anybody. I hope I didn't offend all of you. Just be careful, some of the stuff on the website is...well...EYE-popping. You don't even have to tell me you clicked on the link. And if you did, so WHAT? Maybe you found something you might use. Maybe not.

Am I still your favorite CRAZY dancing vlogger?

I won't think less of you. I hope you don't think less of me.

Sometimes we need a little Oh-la-la in our love life. I mean let's face it, which one of our husbands looks like this?

What? Your husband does look like that?
This is a picture of your husband?
Wait a minute....
Am I on the right blog?
Probably not, because I just blogged about products that will enhance your love life.
Yikes!
What am I doing? (I 'm having some fun with my life. You know you want to. And BTW, I'll never know you bought something from EdenFantasys unless you tell me. And if you don't want to tell me, don't. I'm just sayin...there are places out there that can help "jumpstart" your engines if ya need...OK?)

I'm going to the site now and ordering "my stuff" now. I told you a little about what I am getting for Valentine's Day. My hubby will be happy. Believe you me.

Because I blogged about sex and got a $50 gift card. (I even was tasteful about it.) Am I right?

So if you want to enhance your "love" life try out EdenFantasys.  No body has to know that you are eager to try the naughty bubbles or that one massage oil you desperately want.
Just you and your spouse. Or partner. Or whatever the "correct" term is these days.

DISCLAIMER: I was sent an email from EdenFantasies saying if I blogged about this site I could receive  $25 or a $50 gift card. All opinions expressed here are MINE.


Just do it. That IS my new motto these days isn't it?

Ew, What's that smell?

Yeah, I'm at it again. Cleaning up cat dukey. That and mopping up their messes. But believe me I think I never stopped. Cats. They are cute and adorable and everyone WANTS a kitten. Unless you are allergic. Then you are force to admire their beauty from afar.

Example 1: Fuzz. It all started with the cat on the left. She came crying and meowing at me because she was COLD and HUNGRY. I started the milk bowls. Then I bought some cat food.

THEN people started telling me she was pregnant. Nah, she is just getting fat.  Nope, I was wrong.

First set of kittens I kept one. Because I fell in love. My stupid heart.

Example 2: Mask. C'mon. Be honest. Wouldn't you fall in love with this kitten if it went to bed with you every night and slept by you?
Cue the "Aww's".

Example 3: Mask and her horniness. Mask grew up. Mask wanted to find a mate. She started peeing on our backpacks and our shoes to get out of the house. Finally, in a state of anger and madness I threw her out of the house. BUT she came back--and my heart let her back inside that day. And later, we found out the inevitable. Mask was pregnant.

*sigh* Approximately 60 weeks later we get these kittens.

They poop. They eat. they play. They rip up your girls headbands. If you don't watch them carefully, they might jump up and lick your plate from dinner. They throw up. But at the end of the day when all is said and done, they cuddle. They find your lap or your shoulder or your legs and curl up on you and sleep. That's when you know you are whipped. You have a great love for cats.

And by you, I mean me of course. I love cats. I just HATE to clean their litter box, mop around their litter box, feed them at 6AM 10AM 2PM 6PM 10PM. (Ok, so they like their wet food...) And perhaps some days I spoil them....Whatever.
I love these cats.

But their time is ending. I cannot feed ALL their faces anymore. They are 8 weeks. They might have 4 more weeks left. Then their NEW owners MUST pick them up.
Because sadly, I am having a wee bit of car trouble at the moment.

So I am feeling like this today.

I just want to scream. Because I can't get that dang cat poo smell out of my lungs.
Please excuse me as I inhale some Pine Sol cleaner. I'm off to mop around the litter box yet again. My nose has had enough.

I wish I could shut my heart off sometimes. It's too darn stinky to love a bunch of fur balls some days.

Happiness Project-What makes me Happy

Cheesy rap photos taken for a friend.

Hot chocolate

Garlic Bread

These are a bit of the things that are making me happy today. What about you? :)

January 10, 2010 Mingling again...Sexy voices and all.

Please EXCUSE my distractions. You can't hear them but I could.
*sigh* Next time I'll mingle in the bathroom.

i personally like this pic. I wish I took it. *sigh*

He has a slight belly but it is all right. I'll still take him. :)

Thanks google for the image. Hubba. Hubba.

And now on to the mingle. *sigh* If you can stop looking at my sexy eye candy that also have HOT voices....;)

Go Team Muscle.....I love you

500th post.
I just watched Eclipse. I know I'm slow.
I'm still Team Jacob.
My favorite line, "I'm hotter than you Edward. You know it." When Bella is chattering to death because she is fr fr fr eezing.

I thought it was only appropriate to celebrate my 500th post with Jacob.
Just a little eye candy to get you through the day.

If you'll excuse me, Jake is waiting for me. It seems a very dumb girl names Bella dumped him.
Stupid Bella.
*sigh*

Emmett isn't bad either.

This Saturday is booked for me. I'm outta here.
Ahh....;)MY favorite scene in Eclipse.

How are YOU spending your Saturday?